just for laughs!

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime
taking care of her husband. Now he had
been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she stayed by his
bedside every single day. When he came
to his senses, he motioned for her to
come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know
what? You have been with me all
through the bad times. When I got
fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were
there. When I got shot, you were by my
side. When we lost the house, you gave
me support. When my health started
failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"

"What, my dear?" she asked gently.

"You're a goddamn jinx!"

Remember:

Laughter is the best medicine!
Have a nice day.